I think that I just might have a problem. You see I like to buy things. But that seems pretty normal right? Sure. I like to buy cleaning products. That definitely seems normal. Most people like their house clean.
But once I purchase these cleaning products I was so overjoyed to buy, I don't touch them for at least a week (or more).
Take for example my Target run the other day, along with the As Seen On TV products, I actually was searching for one of these....
But I got stopped by the shiny pink item....
I didn't need it. I shouldn't have even seen it. But it was PINK. And it promised to rid my house of the many fur balls dancing in the wind throughout my kitchen.
So of course I bought it and all of its sweet citrus smelling paraphernalia. Devine.
Now several days have passed and I did not get what I want, haven't opened my pink device and the dust balls still swirl among my feet.
And I came to realize something.
I just want my house to clean itself by osmosis. I bring home the duster, the mop, the sweeper and the Clorox wipes, and darn it I expect things to be clean! Not by personally dusting, mopping, sweeping or wiping mind you. I just expect to bring these things home and they will magically do as they promised on the package and *poof* my house will become a warm, cozy and clean home.
Then another thought occurred to me. All these products promise to make your house as shiny as a brand new car for that spoiled rotten teenager. But it never says that you have to actually work in order for this to happen.
I'm suing for false advertisement.